But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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