I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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