I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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