She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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