I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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