I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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