arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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