your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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