I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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