btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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