girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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