We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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