I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
pop tarts are not kleenex
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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