you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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