So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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