you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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