Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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