If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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