it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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