I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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