p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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