We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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