I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Your penis caused this!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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