Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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