Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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