I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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