Don't you send me to vm
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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