i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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