Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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