Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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