West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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