No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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