He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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