so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
send nudes
from the living room?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
