Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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