Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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