k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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