Whod you bang
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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