Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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