what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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