I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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