We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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