U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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