dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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