She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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