I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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