this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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