after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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