You really coming over, don't trick.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Randomize
