I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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