What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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