woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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