her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
i think i just lost a toe
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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