I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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