Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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